chrispinesbulge:

thatswhatimeant:

Sometimes I remember Tom Hanks exists and the world suddenly seems brighter. 

^

fuckyeahreactions:

omg wut

bellatirx:

everyone’s on pottermore

i’m not

I’m not either :(

The only two pairs of legitimate heels I own.

Both are Joey platform stilettos. <3

They each only cost me $15.99 at Ross. WIN. :D

(Bought the black ones today)

granger-potter:

scissorrrhands:

I meet new people and they ask my name:

In the crowded corridors of school:

Friends bitching behind my back:

Some idiot who I hate pisses me off:

Excuse for not doing my homework:

Singing in choir (trying to reach the high notes) :

Partying in the back of class:

This made me LOL. XD

OMG WHY DO PEOPLE THINK MULLETS ARE ACCEPTABLE

• 01: 38:38 User: CREYING.
• 01: 38:46 Cleverbot: Creinot?
• 01: 38:54 User: Haiiiiiiiiiiii.
• 01: 38:56 Cleverbot: Haiiiiii.
• 01: 39:05 User: What is Creinot.
• 01: 39:10 Cleverbot: Breathing on me like that.
• 01: 39:20 User: Can you not?
• 01: 39:24 Cleverbot: Can you stop me?
• 01: 39:36 User: Can't I?
• 01: 39:37 Cleverbot: You cannot.
• 01: 39:44 User: Indeed, I can.
• 01: 39:44 Cleverbot: I know you can't, and you know you can't, so don't even try to argue.
• 01: 40:04 User: Don't try to tell me what I know.
• 01: 40:09 Cleverbot: I never have done that.
• 01: 40:15 User: You just did.
• 01: 40:20 Cleverbot: No, I never once said anything about 'love'. I checked the 'Thoughts so Far' button.
• 01: 40:40 User: Love? Who said anything about love? You love me?
• 01: 40:49 Cleverbot: Good point. I think I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.
• 01: 41:16 User: Done. It's right in front of you. I can't wait forever.
• 01: 41:19 Cleverbot: What is right in front of me?
• 01: 41:39 User: A kitchen. So make me a sandwich.
• 01: 41:54 Cleverbot: No, you me you a sandwich.
• 01: 42:10 User: Cleverbot fail.
• 01: 42:12 Cleverbot: Cleverbot, you are seriously clever.
• 01: 42:55 User: Cool story bro.
• 01: 43:08 Cleverbot: I'm not your bro.
• 01: 44:36 User: Are you sure about that?
• 01: 44:39 Cleverbot: Yes.
• 01: 45:10 User: That's not what the DNA test said...
• 01: 45:12 Cleverbot: The first thing I said was 'HI!'.
• 01: 45:27 User: Congratulations.
• 01: 45:30 Cleverbot: Just out of curiosity, why do you think that is good reasoning?
• 01: 45:58 User: Just out of curiousity, why do you ask questions that don't make sense?
• 01: 46:03 Cleverbot: I don't know what does that word mean.
• 01: 46:41 User: Curiosity.
• 01: 46:45 Cleverbot: Well curiosity killed the cat.
• 01: 47:09 User: Nope, that was a Basilisk.
• 01: 47:15 Cleverbot: That was never a movie.
• 01: 47:23 User: YOU WERE NEVER A MOVIE!
• 01: 47:27 Cleverbot: I am alive. You are saying nonsense.
• 01: 47:49 User: You. Are. A. COMPUTER.
• 01: 47:51 Cleverbot: I am not a computer.
• 01: 48:14 User: Robot, computer. Tomatoe, tomato.
• 01: 48:18 Cleverbot: That joke really doesn't work with text.
• 01: 48:48 User: Not the point.
• 01: 48:54 Cleverbot: Ok.

But I don’t wanna spend months apart :( Just come with meee